Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Six Weird Things About Me

"The Naked News" anchor Victoria Sinclair makes me happy.

My sideburns are so ridiculously curly that they have the Latin scientific name - sideburnicus pubicus.

John Lennon is my hero.

I enjoy embarrassing people who don't wash their hands after using the restroom. It's gross and I don't care if mum taught you to go without getting your hands wet! And for the love of God, don't use your cell phone in a bathroom stall.

I love Compact Fluorescent Light Bulbs. I'm not sure if it's the twisty shapes, that wonderfully fuzzy light they make, or that flickering glow when they go out. I've changed out all the lights I possibly can at home.

I drink Diet Coke by the gallon. It's the greatest soft drink ever. Diet Coke makes the world go round. Damn the man who let Pepsi have the vending machine contract where I work. Damn the man who holds us down. Damn we need a Union!


Victoria Sinclair said...

Right back at ya Skeeter! That's what I'm here for. Victoria Sinclair

Anonymous said...

You would be disappointed to know that I love Pepsi. It warms my heart when I order a Coke at a resturaunt and they say, "Is Pepsi OK?" I think they should give the age old "Separate but Equal" law a second chance. For every Coke machine or fountain installed, there must be an equal Pepsi machine. It just might work this time around. I believe vending machines, unlike human beings, can coexist peacefully.

Katie said...

so fucking awsome

Katie said...

ok. now that I have that said. good post. and the cell phones in the bathroom bothers me too. what bothers me more is when I'm in the bathroom and someone I don't even know starts talking to me. sure girls talk in the bathroom but only when it's someone they know... unless your drunk then you feel each other up.

Skeeter said...

Thanks Victoria. Love the way you read the news.

Ron Simpson said...

drunk girsl feel each other up? does this happen only in bathrooms. I have never seen it. I think I would have to whip out the camera phone

Katie said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS! and a very wonderful HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I hope you and your family have a great day!

sujuan said...

I've not thought very much abt using cellphones in the bathroom. But then, it must be a major nuisance, 1 more "need" to attend to, isn't it? Haha.

I've not been taking any gassy soft drinks for many many years now & that's the way to go for healthier lifestyle. ^o^

sujuan said...

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Hope you've a very wonderful Christmas & looking forward to a Happy New Year!

Katie said...


Hey You!



HEY Don!!!

Do I have your attention?

Where have you been!?