Have you ever been relaxing, enjoying a pint, and heard someone a few seats away deliver the STUPIDEST pickup line of all time? It goes something like this, "Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!"
What is the stupidest pick up line you've ever heard?
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The lamest pickup line I've ever heard is "Are you a nurse cause I need someone to give me mouth to mouth."
Well, I have not had such an experience coz we don't really have this pub-concept here...Itz catching up though...
I am waiting for the comments to pour in..am sure..thr r many interesting yet lame pick-up lines, I dont knw of :)
LOL! ok how about
"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"When you fell from heaven?"
Here's a few:
The classic:
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
then there's:
"Hey, I like what you're wearing."
and from the slightly inebriated ...
"Come on back to my place and let's get cosy."
to the very drunk ...
"You've got a gorgeous arse/boobs/smile"
"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
I have heard some really whacking lines in my life time... but this one takes the cake!!! LOL!!
I have a couple I love... both are pretty bad.
"I'm big and better than the Titanic, baby. 'Cause only two hundred women went down on the Titanic."
and
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
I suppose I am lucky because I have never really heard a bad pick up line....
Does giving a waiter your "friends" phone number that he has been ogling all night count?
Even if the phone number belongs to a MALE member of your writing group, but you spelled the name "Dawn" on the piece of paper?
ROFLMAO
Get any WEIRD phone calls lately?
Nice shoes...they'd look great over my shoulders.
Nice dress...it'd look great on my bedroom floor.
Ha! That is a very cheesy line. Ugh.
I once had a guy use this opening line on me:
"Can I buy you a drink, a shot, a condo in Florida?" (spoken in a bar in Toronto Canada!)
They're all bad.
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