Saturday, September 27, 2008

Things overheard in the Pub







Have you ever been relaxing, enjoying a pint, and heard someone a few seats away deliver the STUPIDEST pickup line of all time? It goes something like this, "Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!"

What is the stupidest pick up line you've ever heard?

13 comments:

nebraska girl said...
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nebraska girl said...

The lamest pickup line I've ever heard is "Are you a nurse cause I need someone to give me mouth to mouth."

Harshita said...

Well, I have not had such an experience coz we don't really have this pub-concept here...Itz catching up though...

I am waiting for the comments to pour in..am sure..thr r many interesting yet lame pick-up lines, I dont knw of :)

zirelda said...

LOL! ok how about

"Did it hurt?"

"What?"

"When you fell from heaven?"

Kookaburra said...

Here's a few:

The classic:
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

then there's:
"Hey, I like what you're wearing."

and from the slightly inebriated ...
"Come on back to my place and let's get cosy."

to the very drunk ...
"You've got a gorgeous arse/boobs/smile"

Leah said...

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Technonana said...

I have heard some really whacking lines in my life time... but this one takes the cake!!! LOL!!

Drunken Raine said...

I have a couple I love... both are pretty bad.

"I'm big and better than the Titanic, baby. 'Cause only two hundred women went down on the Titanic."

and

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Maria said...

I suppose I am lucky because I have never really heard a bad pick up line....

TerriRainer said...

Does giving a waiter your "friends" phone number that he has been ogling all night count?

Even if the phone number belongs to a MALE member of your writing group, but you spelled the name "Dawn" on the piece of paper?

ROFLMAO

Get any WEIRD phone calls lately?

Employee No. 3699 said...

Nice shoes...they'd look great over my shoulders.

Nice dress...it'd look great on my bedroom floor.

Lavinia said...

Ha! That is a very cheesy line. Ugh.

I once had a guy use this opening line on me:

"Can I buy you a drink, a shot, a condo in Florida?" (spoken in a bar in Toronto Canada!)

Katie said...

They're all bad.