Something that Maria said sparked my imagination. There are certainly things that guys do, think and believe ... because we were programmed from birth to think this way. Ladies and Gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure, I shall offer you a short insight into that.
1. Anything can be fixed (or alternatively, improved). Any tool used to effect same can be employed using this simple bit of logic - Rightie-Tightie, Leftie-Loosie.
Try it with a wrench, socket driver, or pliers. You will be pleasantly surprised with the results.
2. If something isn't moving and it should be ... poke it with a stick. for example, here is a jellyfish on the beach.
Because it is not moving, and clearly should be, here are two guys poking it with a stick.
BAM! Problem solved.
3. Meat and potatoes are Essential for Life.
Accessorize with dipping sauces because it is the right thing to do.
4. Girls are REAL good.
REAL girls are the BEST.
Life is very, very good.